ineffablecalculus:

drtanner:

tylenol-milk-tranny-deactivated:

heroboof:

tylenol-milk-tranny-deactivated:

guooey:

Why they do that

i’m assuming it’s a combination of trying to stay warm (emperor penguin dads do something similar!) and keeping watch for potential predators?

Oh worm that makes sense

That and because they’re friends and they love each other. :)

nehirose:

absinthecocktail:

…I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, $10 for it.

damn now i want this to be an actual thing.

chaotic-archaeologist:

charaznablescanontoyota:

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

Oh fuck oh no my whole entire career is based on digging holes

clonehub:

clonehub:

once-a-lurker:

clonehub:

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

Happy 6 months to this post

mr-ticky:

hootenanie:

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

emergentpattern:

sassyastarion:

firebendinglemur:

gorps:

Liberal idpol is literally just pseudo progressive white supremacy

don’t make me tap the sign:

dailyhangover:

lenacraft:

silly-jellyghoty:

phantomrose17:

dailyhangover:

March

blackfemmejeanvaljean:

wakandamama:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

I knew it was gonna be bad when she mentioned the theater department got involved

philosopherking1887:

ifuc:

patronizing:

why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry

Because millennials are now adults with teaching jobs, and we don’t consider the “stage direction in asterisks” thing to be specific to roleplaying; it’s just a way of inserting body language into online written communication.

clownstrap:

clownstrap:

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202:

123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202:

bricklayergay-deactivated202106:

123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202:

absolutely no one:

Straight Men on dating apps:

this implies cindrella is straight man

c-

cinderella!?